JOKE OF THE MONTH:

Taxiing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant. “I hope it’s all sorted now.” Replied the nervous passenger."Oh yes, it’s fine now Sir, it just took us a while to find a new pilot."

WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES
 

New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system...
1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 
6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. 
7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 
9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 
10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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